Population | 5.54 billion |
Capital | CAPITAL |
Leader | LEADER |
Faith | FAITH |
Currency | CURRENCY |
Animal | ANIMAL |
The TYPE of Evil Pioneers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by LEADER with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.54 billion Evil Pioneersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Defense and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Evil Pioneersian economy, worth 233 trillion CURRENCIES a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,229 CURRENCIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Evil Pioneersian Space Agency, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Evil Pioneers's national animal is the ANIMAL, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is FAITH.
Evil Pioneers is ranked 95,457th in the world and 171st in Nederland for Largest Populations, with 5.54 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evil Pioneers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Evil Pioneers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Evil Pioneers, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
- : Following new legislation in Evil Pioneers, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : Following new legislation in Evil Pioneers, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Evil Pioneersian Space Agency.
- : Following new legislation in Evil Pioneers, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Evil Pioneers, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
- : Evil Pioneers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Evil Pioneers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Evil Pioneers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.